Mother's Day

The Romance Novel

Hi. I’m Lisa Sherman and and I’m in Donald Big Below’s romance writing class.

I’ve learned SO much. I used to write about my life and my feelings, but Donald helped me realize that nobody cares. Here is my first story from his class. It’s called:

Mother’s Day

By Lisa Sherman

It was Mother’s Day. So, Dan sent the kids away and made strong coffee.

When Juliette woke up, the house was quiet and there were no dirty dishes in the sink. Dan was waiting for her in the kitchen. He looked younger and less bald than usual.

He walked over to her in slow motion and handed her a cup of coffee. “I’ll be waiting upstairs whenever you’re ready for your 90-minute massage.”

The massage was so good that Juliette drooled on the bed. “That’s hot,” said Dan. Then there was a knock at the bedroom door.

It was Thor, the hot food bagger from Whole Foods. “Happy Mother’s Day, Juliette,” he said taking off all his clothes- including his socks. “I always knew you’d look so sexy naked and without your kids.”

Thor and Dan had a fight about how bad they each wanted Juliette for themselves. Thor won.

Then Thor and Juliette had passionate sex, while Dan made dinner for everybody.

After dinner, Juliette drank some wine and watched “The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.” WHILE THE GUYS BUILT A NEW DECK IN THE BACKYARD.

Fin.