Hey Dr. Cornwall.
You know how guys always get together to watch porn and jerk off?
Do you ever do that? Like, not rubbing up on each other- just watching porn at the same time?
Well, I stayed at James’s house Friday night and I slept late Saturday morning. That’s what happens when my mom doesn’t wake me at 8.
So anyways I got up at like 10 or 10:30 and James’s mom was gone, because she’s always gone. But James was in the living room with his cousins and they were all jerking off to a POV porn. Yeah. Point of view. Of the guy.
So they were all “hey Donny,” but they didn’t really look up at me. I was still pretty asleep and I didn’t know what to do because I was starting to get hard, but I also wanted breakfast.
So I got some cereal. I couldn’t really enjoy my breakfast though, because there’s no wall between the kitchen and the living room, and I could see and hear everything.
So I was just eating, kind of out of it because I was still waking up and I guess I looked like I was staring because all the sudden, James’ cousin Brian, who’s such a dick, was all “yo Donny what the fuck? What are you staring at?” Then he told James I was a perv.
Everyone looked at James to see what he would say, but he wasn’t even paying attention because he was about to cum. And then he did. So we all saw James cum and now everyone thinks it’s my fault.
Has that ever happened to you?
These literally make me laugh/snort out loud